Kelly shouldn't be introduced. Her video is the best way to get to know her. Oh. Oh. Oh, and by the way b@#%$, I do have a hula hoop, but I've never attached flames to it. Stupid boy. Let's party!
Shoes by Kelly
[Opening sequence from video
Dad: Happy Birthday, twins.
Brother: A computer! And a car! Thanks, Mom and Dad!
Dad: Kelly, open your present.
Kelly: What the Hell!?!
Mom: What did you expect? Con-dams?
Brother: Nice present, Kelly.
Kelly: Shut up, dick!
Brother: Shank!
Kelly: I'm gonna bitchslap you, shitbag!
Brother: I'm an athlete.
Mother: Now stop fighting, you two are twins. For goodness sakes, don't they have the same thoughts?
Kelly: Shoes
Brother: Playstation
Father: Fiscal Responsibility
Mother: Tom Skaritt
Father: Kelly, where are you going?
Kelly: Out!
Mother: Whore!
Father: Kelly, what are you gonna do with your life?
Kelly: I'm going to get what I want.
Father: Christ!]
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh my god, shoes!
Let's get some shoes. Let's get some shoes. Let's get some shoes.
Shoes. Shoes. Oh my god, shoes! Shoes!
These shoes rule. These shoes suck. These shoes rule. These shoes suck!
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh my god, Shoes!
These shoes rule. These shoes suck. These shoes suck. These shoes suck!
I think you have too many shoes. (Shut up!)
I think you have too many shoes. (Shut up!)
I think you have too many shoes. (Shut up!)
I think you have too many shoes. (Shut up!)
Stupid boy. Stupid boy. Let's get some shoes. Let's party.
These shoes are $300. These shoes are $300. These shoes are $300 fucking dollars. Let's get 'em!
Um, this style runs small. I don't think you're gonna fit. I mean, your feet are kinda big.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, and by the bitch:
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Those shoes are mine bitch. Gimme those fucking shoes bitch. Those shoes are mine bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.
this is pretty cooL?
Posted by: jessica | November 15, 2006 at 03:30 PM
nice
Posted by: Abby | December 20, 2006 at 05:40 PM
Just to let you know, the second time the dad speaks it is not (as stated above) "Kelly, open your present", it is "Kelly, go ahead and open your present". Apart from that the whole thing is really great. All the other websites miss out the talking lyrics, which is really stupid, so it was cool to have them.
Thank you
Posted by: Bzcarr | January 01, 2007 at 01:21 PM
found out about the video on rum&monkey
I am so addicted to it. I watch it almost everyday.
Posted by: GC | January 17, 2007 at 08:42 AM
this is the best video ever this is the website that has the talking part in the lyrics!!!
Posted by: jennifer | January 30, 2007 at 05:04 PM
this is the ONLY website that has the speeking part in the lyrics:-)
Posted by: jennifer | January 30, 2007 at 05:06 PM
I love this video. And finally, the speaking part of the video...we watch it in school, so we can't have it loud enough to really hear the speaking part.
Awesome vid. :)
Posted by: Kay | February 19, 2007 at 09:23 AM
yall suck like fat bitchsand kellys a fat ho hahahaha
burnag bitchs
Posted by: Co co Beans | February 23, 2007 at 11:19 AM
wow...i mean...that was okay....yep...and wtf...the first post said "Just to let you know, the second time the dad speaks it is not (as stated above) "Kelly, open your present", it is "Kelly, go ahead and open your present". thats stupid...yea...good job
Posted by: dude | February 27, 2007 at 04:35 PM
I thought that the video was hilarrious i really likes the lyrics kelly shoes rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: clarisa lovato | March 08, 2007 at 07:38 AM
kelly shoes was cool I watched it when my brother was looking for shoes. it was really betchin' and I love to watch it!!!!! all the freakin time betch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: monique gonzales | March 08, 2007 at 07:43 AM
kelly shoes was cool I watched it when my brother was looking for shoes. it was really betchin' and I love to watch it!!!!! all the freakin time betch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: monique gonzales | March 08, 2007 at 07:43 AM
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, and by the bitch - you missed a word in there- "way" should have been in there- "and by the way bitch". Its gotta be perfect BETCH!
Oh yeah one other part you fucked up- Kelly: I'm gonna bitchslap you, shitbag! should have been "I'm gonna betchslap you, you shetbag!"
thanks bye
Colton
KELLY RULES!!!
Posted by: Colton | March 12, 2007 at 01:28 AM
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Posted by: fuck off | March 21, 2007 at 06:38 AM
Karysa: I love Juggalo Josh. =D
Josh: And I love Karysa. =]
Josh: I think she has too many shoes.
Karysa: SHUT UP!
Posted by: Karysa and Juggalo Joshhhhh | April 24, 2007 at 11:02 AM
This song is one of the dumbest songs I have ever heard. Then I saw the music video, I swear on my life my IQ dropped. I didn't find it funny or entertaining at all. I found it funny that people find that song entertaining.
Posted by: Dant | April 30, 2007 at 11:37 AM
omg i luv this song my fave part is the part when she says oh!just watch her mouth!!!!:)lol
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Posted by: brianna | June 16, 2007 at 10:39 AM
You dont know the lyrics BETCH!
Its supposed to be BETCH instead of bitch.
Posted by: bon | July 07, 2007 at 08:39 AM
shoes,shoes,shoes,omg shoes! kelly rules, bush sucks! GO SHOES! lets party! stupid boy GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KELLY!!!!!!
Posted by: JOHN | July 16, 2007 at 07:16 PM
I love this song
Posted by: Rainbows | July 20, 2007 at 12:23 PM
this video is the bomb and by the way its betch not bitch.
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Posted by: http://stafex.net | August 06, 2007 at 06:18 AM
Does anyone know if there is a ringtone for this song yet?
Posted by: hwygypsy | August 24, 2007 at 02:07 PM
omg shoes. hehe this song is old but i like it. heehehehee SSSSSSSSHOOOOES
OH.
OH
OH
BY THE WAY BETCH
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Posted by: courtney | October 24, 2007 at 05:49 AM
oops..! What are you singing and whats the hell lyrics :-(
Posted by: Ryan Madison | April 23, 2008 at 12:35 AM